Uff! I hit my hand to my forehead even before i can begin telling you about this one! Last night was when my sweet lil cousin bro asked me to attend his friend's sangeet with him...i asked him where it was..."some five star" he said, i agreed and dressed to avoid the chill...a long overcoat, heels, and a nice black top.
Wait a minute, we missed something here, the 'five-star hotel' was in pitampura...oops! Anyway, 'how bad can it be? i thought? just a bunch of folks celebrating...and i get some daaru in my belly...what else could one ask for?', He missed telling me more, "My friend's a sardar", 'OH-KAY THEN!', Bracing myself for loud music and lotsa chicken we kept going, into the darkness of the night, through the ghettos...
The first thing that caught my eye when we entered was the sight of yellow fur...a human size canary was preening all over the place and had left her little trademarks a.k.a. little yellow feathers all over the chairs the stage, i'm sure everyone had a little feather on them sometime during the night...she was the groom to be's sister...hoo boy!
She was carrying a yellow feather stole...i mean can you believe it???? Her outfit was yellow, and if i could see her facial features, i'm sure her lips and eyes would be yellow too!!!
Just as i had enough time to adapt to her style of dressing...there passed by a whole parade of razzlers and dazzlers...or chamakchallos if you prefer...so much shiny stuff...not only on their outfits but on their faces and hair as well...i wonder if they've ever heard of the term, "inner glow" or "radiance"? To them these concepts would have reached as 10X the volume or shimmer..or whatever!
Then there were those aunties who were wearing revealing stuff...cross-backed fully embroidered outfits that did nothing for the way they looked...maybe it did for the way their husbands looked because all that jazz don't come for free!
In my last post on the dress sense of the men in west delhi, i think i overlooked the fact that women here dress weirdly as well...but why? Why can't you try and look beautiful instead of trashy? Why are the vamps of hindi daytime soaps your inspiration? Of which reminds me, this lady who was like in her late thrities had on a CLOTH PATCH on her back as a tattoo!!!
Yes!!! its TRUE!!! People actually do that in real life!!! This leads me to declaring Exta Kapoor and her natak paltan as a serious hazard to our comrades (i'm not socialist!) in west delhi...they need help...save em!!! Please!!!
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hahahahahahah heeeeeeeeee... i would like to add that many punjabi aunties all over delhi are dressed dat way.. wish u add sumthing more about their talks... like wot i overheard at the trade fair... eho jeyee shawl Asha kol haigi, mainu vi chahidi(asha too has dis kinda shawl, so i want one too)! ufff... cant they form their own fashion statement? Nah never!!
Hahahe..this one is hilarious, cant stop laughing and visualizing the whole thing.
mister mcgee, the only reason why i took the liberty of declining on your behalf was that i was pretty sure you'd be bored to death...i guess i'll never do that again, regardless of the event and how you feel about it, i shall always ask you out :)
you would have loved the canary! :P
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JUST NOT FAIR...
Hey! what's not fair?
do you know how much my eyes ached the next morning? (no, it was NOT because of the hangover, it was because the bright colours affected my poor eyes!!!)
its not fair to dress like a ma-ma-material girl in west-o-delhi!
that's 2 below the belt!!!
*i am too tired to fall-back*
uhmm nice read !
Lolllzzz..Its a sight so commonly seen nowadays at weddings and sadde punjabi functions...that without all the naatak and chhammak chhallos the funtions would be so dull..
See it actually inspired you to write.. ;-D
ha ha that was a hilarious one.
the aunties get the first prize, right ?
hiiiiiiiiii all
i m from gurgaon
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